Post by Dinster on Jul 24, 2004 14:09:34 GMT -5
Yep, my one and only Harry Potter parody. It is very injokey, but not all ye peoples will get the injokes. Perhaps it's even better that way 
At last! The long awaited epilogue to the phenominal Harry Potter series has at last arrived!
It is ever so fascinatingly titled Hairy Rotter and the Magic Underpanties of Cheese. Rotter, Hormonie Manger and old Ron Greasly(who by now decided to leave schooln to pursue a career of a dung beetle hunter) are obliged to rescue the kidnapped Albino Dumblyboyo from the clutches of the evil Lord Wonderman and his sex slave - did I say that? Sorry, I meant minion and PA, Wormdick.
Dumblyboyo hath been ruthlessly locked inside a cage of Sushi. But to prevent the old man from gorging his way free, the luscious Sushi have been soaked with poisonous slug semen. And, just to make sure, the cage was to be guarded by a rabid rabbit.
But why is this insanity called magic cheesy thong? Ah, because, following in the classic hero Acrylles' smelly footsteps, Wonderman gets lowered into the River Sticks... by his old fella. So the pants protect the only vulnerable part of his body - the old fella.
In the meanwhile, Wonderman has created Pale Knives - blue daggers which one stabs oneself with. Muggles are instantly killed, and wizards and witchfolk are turned into frozen, emotionless druggies, and slaves of the Lord.
Well, Rotter and his crew prepare to save the world from evil, and on their journey they embark upon a huge kingdom (well queendom to be precise ) and theeere they met the slightly crazy (slightly being the understatement of the millenium) Queen of the Undead, and her two daughters, Azalea Ju and Dupupsy-Woo the Half Human. Azalea has an assistant called Pain. Before that they pass through the goat-fearing village of Scoaaatsveeellleeege, and meet, like omigad, the it-socialite of the moment, The Dark Goat.
Well, on their journey they are assisted by a young and ambitious auror, Juniper Berry (June for short). She is quite sexy, so old man Potter immediately falls for her. little does he know....
They fight, the climax, etc etc you know, and basically June Berry is Azalea in disguise.
Well I haven't thought about the rest yet, but Wonderman dies of a terrible disease, as Rotter inserted an infectious bug into his underpants of cheese (which also kept his precious ones protected from Hairy's cruel kicks ), Ron gets bitten by a rabid dung beetle, Hormonie's undying love for Hairy is.... poor her! Basically she tries to stab herself with a Pale Knife but does so 5 seconds after Wonderman dies and the magic is dissolved. So she dies.
Also, there is a little bit of romance. Loony Lovegod, also a good friend of Hairy's, falls in love with him. Well, they've always liked each other secretly. After lusting after the flirtatious Semen Fingerman and even fucking Wonderman, her and Hairy finally get together, get married and live happily ever after in his shabby little flat.
There.
At last! The long awaited epilogue to the phenominal Harry Potter series has at last arrived!
It is ever so fascinatingly titled Hairy Rotter and the Magic Underpanties of Cheese. Rotter, Hormonie Manger and old Ron Greasly(who by now decided to leave schooln to pursue a career of a dung beetle hunter) are obliged to rescue the kidnapped Albino Dumblyboyo from the clutches of the evil Lord Wonderman and his sex slave - did I say that? Sorry, I meant minion and PA, Wormdick.
Dumblyboyo hath been ruthlessly locked inside a cage of Sushi. But to prevent the old man from gorging his way free, the luscious Sushi have been soaked with poisonous slug semen. And, just to make sure, the cage was to be guarded by a rabid rabbit.
But why is this insanity called magic cheesy thong? Ah, because, following in the classic hero Acrylles' smelly footsteps, Wonderman gets lowered into the River Sticks... by his old fella. So the pants protect the only vulnerable part of his body - the old fella.
In the meanwhile, Wonderman has created Pale Knives - blue daggers which one stabs oneself with. Muggles are instantly killed, and wizards and witchfolk are turned into frozen, emotionless druggies, and slaves of the Lord.
Well, Rotter and his crew prepare to save the world from evil, and on their journey they embark upon a huge kingdom (well queendom to be precise ) and theeere they met the slightly crazy (slightly being the understatement of the millenium) Queen of the Undead, and her two daughters, Azalea Ju and Dupupsy-Woo the Half Human. Azalea has an assistant called Pain. Before that they pass through the goat-fearing village of Scoaaatsveeellleeege, and meet, like omigad, the it-socialite of the moment, The Dark Goat.
Well, on their journey they are assisted by a young and ambitious auror, Juniper Berry (June for short). She is quite sexy, so old man Potter immediately falls for her. little does he know....
They fight, the climax, etc etc you know, and basically June Berry is Azalea in disguise.
Well I haven't thought about the rest yet, but Wonderman dies of a terrible disease, as Rotter inserted an infectious bug into his underpants of cheese (which also kept his precious ones protected from Hairy's cruel kicks ), Ron gets bitten by a rabid dung beetle, Hormonie's undying love for Hairy is.... poor her! Basically she tries to stab herself with a Pale Knife but does so 5 seconds after Wonderman dies and the magic is dissolved. So she dies.
Also, there is a little bit of romance. Loony Lovegod, also a good friend of Hairy's, falls in love with him. Well, they've always liked each other secretly. After lusting after the flirtatious Semen Fingerman and even fucking Wonderman, her and Hairy finally get together, get married and live happily ever after in his shabby little flat.
There.